<head> <style> .center { margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; } .border { border: 0.5in solid #21e8ac; border-radius: 50%; } .text{ margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center; } .crop { width: 100%; overflow: hidden; position: relative; text-align: center; color: white; font-size: 50; font: bold; } .crop img { width: 100%; } #wrap img { -webkit-transition: 400ms ease 100ms; -moz-transition: 400ms ease 100ms; transition: 400ms ease 100ms; } #wrap:hover img { filter: blur(10px); } #wrap img:hover { filter: blur(0px); /* margin: -200 0 0 0; */ } .centered { position: absolute; top: 50%; left: 50%; transform: translate(-50%, -50%); } .backgrounded { background: rgba(105, 105, 105, 0.288); padding: 0 30 10 30; border-radius: 25px; } table, th, td { border: 1px solid black; background-color: gray; } </style> </head> <body bgcolor="#2C2F33"> <div class="crop" id="wrap"> <img height="1000px" src="https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/uncle-roger/images/6/68/UncleRoger.png/revision/latest?cb=20201220214854"/> <div class="centered"><h1 class="backgrounded">Uncle Roger</h1></div> </div> <div style="background-color: orange; padding: 30; margin: 10;"> <h1 style="margin-top: -20;"> UncleRoger's recipies </h1> <div class="center"> <table class="center"> <tr> <td> <table style="margin: 10;"> <tr> <img src="https://www.recipetineats.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/Thai-Green-Curry_5.jpg" alt="Jeg bliver så fucking sulten af disse billeder."> </tr> <tr> <th colspan="2"><h1>Thai Green Curry</h1></th> </tr> <tr> <td><h2 class="text">Ingredients</h2></td> <td> <ul class="wprm-recipe-ingredients"><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="2 tbsp vegetable oil"><label for="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tbsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">vegetable oil</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 cup (250ml) chicken or vegetable broth, low sodium"><label for="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 cup (250ml) </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">chicken or vegetable broth, low sodium</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="400 g/14oz coconut milk , full fat (Note 4)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">400 g/14oz </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">coconut milk</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, full fat (Note 4)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-8" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 - 3 tsp fish sauce *"><label for="wprm-checkbox-8" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 - 3</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">fish sauce *</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 - 3 tsp white sugar *"><label for="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 - 3</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">white sugar *</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1/8 tsp salt *"><label for="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1/8</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">tsp</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">salt *</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-11" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="6 kaffir lime leaves , torn in half (Note 5)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-11" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">6</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">kaffir lime leaves</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, torn in half (Note 5)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-12" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="350 g/12 oz chicken thigh , skinless boneless, sliced (Note 6)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-12" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">350 g/12 oz </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">chicken thigh</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, skinless boneless, sliced (Note 6)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-13" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="2 Japanese eggplants, , small, 1cm / 2/5" slices (Note 7)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-13" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">Japanese eggplants, </span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, small, 1cm / 2/5" slices (Note 7)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-14" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="1 1/2 cups snow peas , small, trimmed"><label for="wprm-checkbox-14" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1 1/2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">cups</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">snow peas</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, small, trimmed</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-15" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="16 Thai basil leaves (Note 8)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-15" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">16</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">Thai basil leaves</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">(Note 8)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-16" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label="Juice of 1/2 lime , to taste"><label for="wprm-checkbox-16" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">Juice of 1/2 lime</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded">, to taste</span></li></ul> </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Link</td> <td> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5uF41aa7A">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MU5uF41aa7A</a> </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td> <table style="margin: 10;"> <tr> <img src="https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/How-To-Make-Fried-Rice-Recipe-2-1.jpg" alt="JEg er både sulten og syg"> </tr> <tr> <th colspan="2"><h1>EGG FRIED RICE</h1></th> </tr> <tr> <td><h2 class="text">Ingredients</h2></td> <td> <ul> <li><span data-amount="3" data-unit="tablespoon">3 tablespoons</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/3OSpJrd" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">butter</a>, divided</li> <li><span data-amount="2">2</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/3yejQPl" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">large eggs</a>, whisked</li> <li><span data-amount="2">2</span> medium carrots, peeled and diced</li> <li><span data-amount="1">1</span> small white onion, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwaUci2DqZY" target="_blank" rel="noopener">diced</a></li> <li><span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="cup">1/2 cup</span> frozen peas</li> <li><span data-amount="3">3</span> cloves garlic, minced</li> <li>salt and black pepper</li> <li><span data-amount="4" data-unit="cup">4 cups</span> cooked and chilled rice (I prefer short-grain white rice)</li> <li><span data-amount="3">3</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/3OeGDQx" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">green onions</a>, thinly sliced</li> <li><span data-amount="3">3</span>–<span data-amount="4">4</span> tablespoons <a href="https://amzn.to/36EauLG" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener sponsored">soy sauce</a>, or more to taste</li> <li><span data-amount="2" data-unit="teaspoon">2 teaspoons</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/2kZFdAa" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">oyster sauce</a> (optional)</li> <li><span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="teaspoon">1/2 teaspoons</span> <a href="https://amzn.to/2sk33el" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer">toasted sesame oil</a></li> </ul> </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Link</td> <td> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGBP3sG3a9Y">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGBP3sG3a9Y</a> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr> <table style="margin: 10;"> <tr> <img src="https://www.recipetineats.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/Beef-Pho_6.jpg" alt="Det her er det bedste som du får af mig!"> </tr> <tr> <th colspan="2"><h1>PHO</h1></th> </tr> <tr> <td><h2 class="text">Ingredients</h2></td> <td> <ul class="wprm-recipe-ingredients"><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 10 pounds beef bones - preferably a mix of marrow bones (femur bones) and bones with meat on them (oxtail, short ribs, and knuckle bones cut in half)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">4.54</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">kg</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">beef bones</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller"></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 medium yellow onions - peel and quarter"><label for="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">2</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">medium</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">yellow onions</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">peel and quarter</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 whole heads garlic - halved crosswise"><label for="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">2</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole heads</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">garlic</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">halved crosswise</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 4 (2-inch pieces) ginger - sliced lengthwise"><label for="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">4</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">(2-inch pieces)</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">ginger</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">sliced lengthwise</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 6 whole star anise"><label for="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">6</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2D880u2" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">star anise</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 12 whole cloves"><label for="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">12</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2EGSnXw" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">cloves</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 whole cinnamon sticks"><label for="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">2</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">whole</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">cinnamon sticks</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 black cardamom pods"><label for="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">2</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2Q266CW" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">black cardamom pods</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-8" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 tablespoon fennel seeds"><label for="wprm-checkbox-8" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">29.57</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2TYGipy" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">fennel seeds</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 tablespoon coriander seeds"><label for="wprm-checkbox-9" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">29.57</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2Hfj9eX" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">coriander seeds</a></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 tablespoon salt - (plus more to taste)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-10" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">29.57</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name">salt</span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">(plus more to taste)</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-11" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" ⅔ cup fish sauce - divided between the two pots"><label for="wprm-checkbox-11" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">154.67</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2vANoGo" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">fish sauce</a></span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">divided between the two pots</span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="-1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-12" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 4 tablespoon sugar - divided between the two pots"><label for="wprm-checkbox-12" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount"><span class="wprm-adjustable">50</span></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><a href="https://amzn.to/2MndndK" class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-link" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">sugar</a></span> - <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-smaller">divided between the two pots</span></li></ul> </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Link</td> <td> <a href="https://youtu.be/Z8f15a5IpBk">https://youtu.be/Z8f15a5IpBk</a> </td> </tr> </table> <table style="margin: 10;"> <tr> <img src="https://www.dontgobaconmyheart.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/carbonara-without-cream.jpg" alt="Cry more. Just dont be blind!"> </tr> <tr> <th colspan="2"><h1>Spaghetti Carbonara (No Cream!)</h1></th> </tr> <tr> <td><h2 class="text">Ingredients</h2></td> <td> <ul class="wprm-recipe-ingredients"><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="0"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 1lb / 500g Dried Spaghetti "><label for="wprm-checkbox-0" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1lb / 500g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Dried Spaghetti</strong></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em></em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="1"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 9oz / 250g Pancetta, diced (see notes)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-1" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">9oz / 250g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Pancetta</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>diced (see notes)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="2"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2.6oz / 75g Pecorino, finely grated (plus extra to serve - see notes)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-2" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2.6oz / 75g</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Pecorino</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>finely grated (plus extra to serve - see notes)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="3"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 3 Egg Yolks"><label for="wprm-checkbox-3" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">3</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Egg Yolks</strong></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="4"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 2 Whole Eggs"><label for="wprm-checkbox-4" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">2</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Whole Eggs</strong></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="5"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" 1 clove of Garlic, peeled & crushed with the palm of your hand (optional)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-5" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-amount">1</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-unit">clove of</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Garlic</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>peeled & crushed with the palm of your hand (optional)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="6"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" Salt & Cracked Black Pepper (see notes)"><label for="wprm-checkbox-6" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Salt & Cracked Black Pepper</strong></span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>(see notes)</em></span></li><li class="wprm-recipe-ingredient" style="list-style-type: none;" data-uid="7"><span class="wprm-checkbox-container"><input type="checkbox" id="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox" aria-label=" Olive Oil, as needed"><label for="wprm-checkbox-7" class="wprm-checkbox-label"><span class="sr-only screen-reader-text wprm-screen-reader-text">▢ </span></label></span><span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-name"><strong>Olive Oil</strong>,</span> <span class="wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes wprm-recipe-ingredient-notes-faded"><em>as needed</em></span></li></ul> </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Link</td> <td> <a href="https://youtu.be/ZluYZedSMjQ">https://youtu.be/ZluYZedSMjQ</a> </td> </tr> </table> <table style="margin: 10;"> <tr> <img src="https://www.forkknifeswoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/simple-homemade-chicken-ramen-fork-knife-swoon-01.jpg" alt="Ugh. Brooo. Fuck sygedomme!"> </tr> <tr> <th colspan="2"><h1>Ramen</h1></th> </tr> <tr> <td><h2 class="text">Ingredients</h2></td> <td> <ul> <li>kosher salt and freshly-ground black pepper, <em>to season</em></li> <li><strong><span data-amount="1" data-unit="tbsp">1 Tbsp</span></strong> unsalted butter</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="2" data-unit="tsp">2 tsp</span></strong> sesame or vegetable oil</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="2" data-unit="tsp">2 tsp</span></strong> fresh ginger, minced</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="1" data-unit="tbsp">1 Tbsp</span></strong> fresh garlic, minced</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="3" data-unit="tbsp">3 Tbsp</span></strong> low-sodium soy sauce</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="2" data-unit="tbsp">2 Tbsp</span></strong> <a class="tasty-link" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-tasty-links-no-disclosure="" href="https://amzn.to/2VEMDfA">mirin</a></li> <li><strong><span data-amount="4" data-unit="cup">4 cups</span></strong> rich chicken stock</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="1" data-unit="oz">1 oz</span></strong> dried shitake mushrooms (or <span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="cup">1/2 cup</span> fresh)</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="1">1</span>–<span data-amount="2">2</span> tsp</strong> sea salt, <em>to taste</em></li> <li><strong><span data-amount="2">2</span></strong> large eggs</li> <li><strong><span data-amount="0.5" data-unit="cup">1/2 cup</span></strong> scallions, <em>sliced</em></li> <li><strong><span data-amount="2">2</span> (3 oz)</strong> packs dried <a class="tasty-link" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-tasty-links-no-disclosure="" href="https://amzn.to/2KN4V5K">ramen noodles</a></li> <li>optional: fresh jalapeño or chili slices, <em>for serving</em></li> </ul> </td> </tr> <tr> <td>Link</td> <td> <a href="https://youtu.be/cZY0SrnL3NI">https://youtu.be/cZY0SrnL3NI</a> </td> </tr> </table> </tr> </table> <h1>Now if you'd excuse me. I'm sick and I need more sleep!</h1> </div> </div> </body>